Three 6 Mafia says it best

Well teaching English to small children is a pain in the ass when they cant understand what the hell your saying. I know a few words and phrases but that really cant get you anywhere with naughty 6 yr olds. The planning my lessons part of the job is getting easier, as I knew it would except for my older class, which are like 13-14yr olds. This class is 3hrs long and I have like 16 students, ahh. The book sucks and they usually know what Im going to teach them, so if I plan a lesson and they know it already, what the hell am I supposed to do? So, I usually bring my itouch and my blackberry and give the students an assignment to write a paragraph about our topic and the two people who do best get to play with my shit. They love both the blackberry and the itouch, so everyone tries their best, which helps me see who needs more help and who is good to go. But 3 fuckin hours blows real bad! I need to find some short movies or TV shows and have them watch em and write about what they think. The smaller kids are easier because they just want to play games or color and the classes are short, mad easy. I finally signed my contract at the school today. It took a while because my English boss is new and is learning as he goes, as we all do. Plus the Chinese boss is rarely here and he makes all the final decisions so when you have a problem it takes a while to work it out. Whatever though, I am understanding and patient so as long as I get my money and my working VISA Ill be happy. I will be getting paid on the 26th of every month 5,500UN which is about $810. Thats doing pretty good here in China and I think I can live and party off half or 3/4 of that, because I have to save money for traveling and getting back to US someday.

Dammit, I been smelling something funny since Ive been typing at school and I just realized I stepped in f-in dog shit. Son of a bitch! I thought it was just smelly Chinese bathrooms, some really smell bad. Gotta go wash this shit off..

The weather is getting colder now here in Guilin. This weeks high is 66 and the lows are in the upper 40's at night. Thats pretty cold for these people, but I hear it will get colder still and all the rooms in the apt's as well as the school dont have a heater so that will be interesting. I like cold weather when I can do winter sports or activities outside in the snow, but theres no snow here, so winter pretty much sucks in tropical Guilin they say. But shit as long as they still have bars, clubs, beer, good food, and beautiful girls how bad can it be??

Ready for this one.. While Michelle was working Wed night me and Gou decided to go to the market and get food to cook for dinner. Since Michelle wasnt going to be there we could get some weird shit and not worry about cooking vegetarian or whatever. We got some veggies and a half a chicken, head, organs, feet, and all. We also got some ribs chopped up and tofu. We made the food super spicy too. So we are eating and I grab a big piece of meat out of the chicken dish put it in my mouth and start chewing, or sucking the meat off the bones, and think to myself that something feels weird. I can feel something pointy and sharp, that I though was a broken leg bone. I can also feel something round with two holes in the front of it. Guess what the hell I was gnawing on....? A fuckin chicken head!! When I realized what it was it was too late to spit it out because I basically got all the meat and shit out of it. I felt weird as shit spitting out the parts of the beak, and then spitting out the skull pieces and all that mess.. ugh. That was definitely the craziest thing I ever put in my mouth I think. The whole lizard I ate in Spain didnt really feel as weird, because I was shit faced I guess. Surprisingly the chicken head tasted like chicken, lol. I dont know what I though it would taste like. I dont think I will eat any more chicken heads on purpose though, too weird. Gou was sitting there laughing at me saying 'Michelle no believe you eat!' I told him the fuckin thing came out of nowhere and got in my mouth somehow, shit. All I can think about is that Three 6 Mafia song called Chickenhead.. If you dont know it, listen to it and think of me..

Tonight is Thursday and I work until 830. Hopefully after some people will want to go party and hit the clubs. Im also trying to figure out how to go about dating a Chinese girl when my culture and hers are a lot different. Talk about misunderstandings and communication problems.. The best thing to do I think is take my time and talk as much as I can about expectations and what we each want from the other. Before I came I read some stuff online about Chinese women and the stuff I read warned me to watch out and be cautious about the girls intentions. I think that confused me more than helped because I put up a guard that might end up ruining my chances with a nice girl. One thing that I can say is different for me is carrying around the pocket book. I feel like such a man though, but wait that could be because I ate an f-in chicken head. I need help I think after that one, and I heard to take the 21 bus all the way to the end. They say I can find help there, its a psych ward.